1 00:01:11,209 --> 00:01:12,650 Holy shit. 2 00:01:21,450 --> 00:01:22,608 Dr. Brody, 3 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,006 the samples I collected are showing 4 00:01:24,030 --> 00:01:26,958 an abnormally high amount of radioactivity. 5 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,028 We have got to stop allowing Biotech Prime 6 00:01:29,070 --> 00:01:31,548 from dumping their toxic waste on the beach. 7 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:32,990 It's getting out of control. 8 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,818 I wouldn't worry about that, Dr. Hooper. 9 00:01:37,860 --> 00:01:38,898 The talk on the street is 10 00:01:38,940 --> 00:01:41,073 they're gonna be closing us down anyway. 11 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:43,278 So if I were you, 12 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:46,038 I'd be more concerned about future employment. 13 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,598 That's crazy, Doctor. 14 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,998 If we don't do something about this right now, 15 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,156 people who swim in this water 16 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:53,898 will wind up growing fins or worse. 17 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:55,386 And let's not forget about the wildlife 18 00:01:55,410 --> 00:01:56,560 that swims in here too. 19 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:03,003 Sometimes you have to mind your own business, Dr. Hooper. 20 00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:07,098 It's quitting time. 21 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:09,708 How about if we go down to the local titty bar 22 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:13,758 and watch those college co-eds shake them asses? 23 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,068 That'd be good for a change, right? 24 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:17,658 What's that smoke? 25 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:20,253 I don't know, I wasn't paying any attention. 26 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,855 As global temperatures rise, 27 00:02:55,897 --> 00:02:59,058 pollution and climate change have caused wildlife 28 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:00,918 to adapt accordingly. 29 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:04,218 Alligators and other reptiles are moving north. 30 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:05,688 And as time progresses, 31 00:03:05,730 --> 00:03:08,778 we will see more rapid changes to our wildlife 32 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:11,808 that causes them to evolve just to stay alive. 33 00:03:11,850 --> 00:03:14,538 For example, giant invasive pythons 34 00:03:14,580 --> 00:03:16,788 have invaded Charlotte, North Carolina 35 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:20,868 and have eaten six chickens, two cats, and a small child. 36 00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:23,748 I advise you to stay indoors, stay indoors, 37 00:03:23,790 --> 00:03:26,628 use condoms, have all pets spayed, 38 00:03:26,670 --> 00:03:29,913 and don't forget to recycle those cans and bottles. 39 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,928 Are you sure we're making the right decision? 40 00:03:35,970 --> 00:03:38,358 I mean, we just picked up and left. 41 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,318 Absolutely. 42 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,528 I'm gonna be making twice as much money as I used to. 43 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:45,798 And Biotech Prime is one of the best labs to work for 44 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:46,938 in the country. 45 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:49,308 This is the right decision for us. 46 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:50,178 Yeah, but didn't they have that 47 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:52,098 crazy pollution problem in the 80s? 48 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:54,803 I'm pretty sure I remember hearing my mom talk about it. 49 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,250 That's changed. 50 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,280 They're okay in my book. 51 00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:03,350 What they did in the 80s is ancient history. 52 00:04:03,392 --> 00:04:05,628 But are we sure this is what's best? 53 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:08,583 I mean, I sacrifice a lot too, you know? 54 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:12,468 Listen, learn your place in this relationship. 55 00:04:12,510 --> 00:04:13,926 I'm the one that makes the big decisions, 56 00:04:13,950 --> 00:04:15,138 so learn to like it, 57 00:04:15,180 --> 00:04:18,348 and learn when to keep your mouth shut and when to open it. 58 00:04:18,390 --> 00:04:21,363 I mean, I do love what you do to me. 59 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:23,958 This ride is getting redundant. 60 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:24,948 Why don't you whip your titties out 61 00:04:24,990 --> 00:04:27,106 and shake 'em a little bit. 62 00:04:27,148 --> 00:04:30,565 Your wish is my command, your highness. 63 00:04:32,268 --> 00:04:34,601 Is that good for you, ma'am? 64 00:04:42,576 --> 00:04:44,028 Damn, look at them titties. 65 00:04:44,070 --> 00:04:45,918 I wanna be friends with them. 66 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,233 You already are. 67 00:04:48,420 --> 00:04:49,398 Oh yeah. 68 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,706 Why don't you put your tits away? 69 00:04:50,730 --> 00:04:51,730 We're almost there. 70 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:48,798 Way back in the swamps 71 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:52,257 lives a woman with a cold heart and a hot body. 72 00:05:55,226 --> 00:05:56,226 Yeah. 73 00:06:39,270 --> 00:06:42,375 Greetings and salutations, Dr. Honeydew, Mrs. Honeydew. 74 00:06:42,417 --> 00:06:44,088 How was the drive? 75 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:46,713 Long, but with great scenery. 76 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,128 Good good. 77 00:06:49,170 --> 00:06:51,858 I can't thank you enough for transferring to our laboratory. 78 00:06:51,900 --> 00:06:53,958 Here at Biotech Prime we pride ourselves 79 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,588 in being the first and best at everything. 80 00:06:57,630 --> 00:06:59,058 That's why I came. 81 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,020 I look forward to working with you and your team. 82 00:07:01,050 --> 00:07:02,028 I think we're gonna make history 83 00:07:02,070 --> 00:07:04,053 with my genetic splicing serum. 84 00:07:05,010 --> 00:07:06,228 Excellent. 85 00:07:06,270 --> 00:07:08,598 Let me show you around the facility. 86 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,878 I will take you to your private laboratory 87 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:12,498 and living quarters. 88 00:07:12,540 --> 00:07:13,540 Sounds great. 89 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,338 Here is your own private laboratory 90 00:07:16,380 --> 00:07:19,758 where you'll be conducting the majority of your experiments. 91 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,018 As you can see, 92 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:25,038 we have the most advanced tools in the industry. 93 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,748 Looks super scientific. 94 00:07:26,790 --> 00:07:29,538 I can totally see myself making things happen here. 95 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:32,430 This is the kind of lab I've been dreaming of as a child. 96 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:35,013 You're so smart. I love you. 97 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:39,138 Actually, can you maybe show us to our room now? 98 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:40,473 Absolutely. 99 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:44,823 Here's your bedroom. 100 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:47,568 The bathroom is down the hall. 101 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:51,078 I have to be going now, but please make yourselves at home. 102 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,418 Have a good night, and if you need anything, 103 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:55,488 do not hesitate to call. 104 00:07:55,530 --> 00:07:57,080 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 105 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,088 You know I'm feeling pretty parched. 106 00:08:02,130 --> 00:08:04,248 You wanna go get a drink somewhere? 107 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:06,498 That sounds fantastic. Let's do it. 108 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:07,873 All right. 109 00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:21,443 Let's sit over there. 110 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,288 Hi ladies. 111 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:35,830 Welcome to JT's. I'm Tina, what can I get for you? 112 00:08:37,006 --> 00:08:38,148 I'll have a light beer. 113 00:08:38,190 --> 00:08:39,138 Same. 114 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:39,971 All right, cool beans. 115 00:08:40,013 --> 00:08:41,393 I'll get that right out for you. 116 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:46,308 Well, Dr. Rankin seem nice enough. 117 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:48,100 I think he'll be good to work with. 118 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:51,648 What are you gonna do while you're here? 119 00:08:51,690 --> 00:08:52,890 Well, I plan on checking out 120 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,888 the local titty bars tomorrow. 121 00:08:54,930 --> 00:08:57,738 Word on the street is that scientists love breasts, 122 00:08:57,780 --> 00:08:59,118 and this town's full of 'em. 123 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,018 Breasts? 124 00:09:00,060 --> 00:09:01,593 No, scientists. 125 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,466 There you go. 126 00:09:04,508 --> 00:09:06,438 If you guys need anything else just ask for Tina. 127 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,480 We gotcha. 128 00:09:14,610 --> 00:09:16,248 Hello ladies. 129 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:17,540 Looking for some company? 130 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,938 No, thank you for asking. 131 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,408 You sure? 132 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:25,518 That's a shame, 133 00:09:25,560 --> 00:09:28,050 'cause I'm a cunning cunnilinguist. 134 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,068 What did you just say? 135 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:32,110 You heard me. 136 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:34,282 Gross. 137 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:38,913 We're lesbians, loser. 138 00:09:40,214 --> 00:09:42,442 Come on, Angela, let's go home and take a hot shower. 139 00:09:42,484 --> 00:09:43,484 Sure. 140 00:12:26,696 --> 00:12:30,528 You know, that jerk at the bar had it coming. 141 00:12:30,570 --> 00:12:33,558 I mean, who did he think he was, Pete Davidson? 142 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,168 I know, right, what a moron. 143 00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:39,708 But if he was Pete Davidson, I would totally bang him. 144 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:41,688 I mean, he's so hot. 145 00:12:41,730 --> 00:12:42,753 I'd bang you first. 146 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:47,748 But on a separate note, tomorrow's a really special day. 147 00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:50,240 I'm really excited for you to be in your new lab. 148 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,668 I know, it's gonna be killer. 149 00:12:52,710 --> 00:12:54,588 I bet I could cure cancer in this lab. 150 00:12:54,630 --> 00:12:57,408 Yeah, I mean, the sky's the limit. 151 00:12:57,450 --> 00:12:59,283 Then I want the sky, darling. 152 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,738 I'm getting tired. 153 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,193 I'm gonna go to bed. 154 00:13:05,235 --> 00:13:06,168 Okay. 155 00:13:06,210 --> 00:13:07,124 I'll be right behind you. 156 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,001 All right, goodnight. 157 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:14,748 Hello, Dr. Rankin. 158 00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:16,070 Sorry for calling you this late, 159 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:17,256 but I just wanted to thank you again 160 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,368 for bringing me to the facility. 161 00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:20,838 I have big plans, 162 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:21,798 and I'm sure I'm gonna make 163 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,858 extraordinary things happen at Biotech Prime. 164 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:26,388 That's wonderful, Angela. 165 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,548 You have a good night's rest, now. 166 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:31,488 You've got a very important day tomorrow. 167 00:13:31,530 --> 00:13:33,858 Will do. Goodnight, Dr. Rankin. 168 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,900 Good night. 169 00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:50,810 Hello? 170 00:13:52,033 --> 00:13:53,298 Hello? 171 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,783 Dr. Robert Olsen? 172 00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:58,308 Oh, Dr. Rankin. 173 00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:02,058 How are you? How have you been? 174 00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,533 It's rather late. I was just about to go to bed. 175 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,638 I know. I know. 176 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,078 I just had to call you. 177 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,488 I was really excited about 178 00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:13,218 getting Dr. Angela Honeydew on our team. 179 00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:17,358 She has that gene splicing serum everyone's raving about. 180 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,788 Gene splicing serum? 181 00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:23,358 Oh, how exciting! 182 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,158 Tell me more. 183 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,738 Once we get it exclusive to Biotech Prime, 184 00:14:27,780 --> 00:14:29,808 I think it would sell really well. 185 00:14:29,850 --> 00:14:32,988 Would you be interested in being a licensed partner? 186 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:37,848 Yes, yes, yes, indeed. 187 00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:39,678 Say no more. Say no more. 188 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,720 Say no more! 189 00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:44,793 I am your man. 190 00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:46,601 Great. 191 00:14:46,643 --> 00:14:49,368 I will keep you posted as things move forward. 192 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,187 Oh, that is so excellent. 193 00:14:53,563 --> 00:14:57,708 Can't wait to hear from you again, Doctor. 194 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,508 Gene splicing formula. 195 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:00,723 Dr. Angela Honeydew. 196 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:04,773 Sounds luscious. 197 00:15:06,027 --> 00:15:07,473 All right, boys. 198 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:11,605 New Deal. 199 00:15:11,647 --> 00:15:12,783 $100 ante. 200 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,528 Who's in? 201 00:15:15,570 --> 00:15:16,570 I'm in. 202 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,558 Me too. 203 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,600 Me three. 204 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:23,628 Name of the game, five card draw. 205 00:15:23,670 --> 00:15:25,326 Deuce is wild. 206 00:15:41,010 --> 00:15:42,010 Murdoch. 207 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,320 Want some cards? 208 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,180 I'll take three. 209 00:15:53,610 --> 00:15:54,873 How about you, Ace? 210 00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:57,248 I'll take four. 211 00:16:00,999 --> 00:16:01,790 Now come on, Ace. 212 00:16:01,832 --> 00:16:05,118 You need to have an ace for that. 213 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,160 You know the rules. 214 00:16:11,349 --> 00:16:12,349 Okay. 215 00:16:20,907 --> 00:16:23,137 All right, Murdoch, it's all on you. 216 00:16:24,407 --> 00:16:25,407 You raise, 217 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:27,940 or you fall. 218 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,100 I'm out. 219 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,333 I'll raise, 400. 220 00:16:40,262 --> 00:16:43,728 Goddamn, son. 221 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,623 Look at the wad on Ace. 222 00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:49,060 You know, 223 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,533 I see your 400, 224 00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:55,717 and I raise you 500. 225 00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:00,370 Because, 226 00:17:02,212 --> 00:17:03,612 I think you're full of shit. 227 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,113 I see your five. 228 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,513 I raise another 500, 229 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:22,458 because I think you're full of shit. 230 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,538 Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, 231 00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,380 let's not get too testy here. 232 00:17:27,033 --> 00:17:28,503 Shut down, Murdoch. 233 00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,133 Ace is a big boy, he can take care of himself. 234 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,553 Okay, I see your raise. 235 00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:46,818 Well, let's see it. 236 00:17:46,860 --> 00:17:48,648 Show us what you got. 237 00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:49,803 I'm curious. 238 00:18:01,424 --> 00:18:04,563 You dumb asshole, now that, that is impossible. 239 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:08,613 Impossible? 240 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,598 Or am I just that good? 241 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,431 No, no, no, no, no, no. 242 00:18:12,473 --> 00:18:15,228 The only way you can get five aces is if you cheated, 243 00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:16,683 and you just never win. 244 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,868 You really are stupid, huh? 245 00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:25,698 What makes you think I won't take this gun 246 00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:27,640 and blow your goddamn brains out? 247 00:18:28,530 --> 00:18:29,530 You won't. 248 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:31,665 You need me? 249 00:18:31,707 --> 00:18:33,078 Oh, come on. 250 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:35,838 Just admit that you cheated, I'll forget all about this. 251 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,034 I sure won't. 252 00:18:37,076 --> 00:18:38,659 Shut up, Murdoch. 253 00:18:39,673 --> 00:18:41,898 Admit that you cheated, 254 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:43,608 and I'll forget all about this. 255 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,790 Hold that thought. 256 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:52,848 Hello? 257 00:18:52,890 --> 00:18:54,528 Larry, it's Dr. Olsen. 258 00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:57,453 Come to the lab tomorrow, it's important. 259 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,291 Well, gentlemen, 260 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,938 it seems that I have a business call, right. 261 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:07,668 Now, I gotta go, but the next time you cheat, 262 00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:08,990 you better take that switchblade 263 00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,518 and cut your own goddamn hands off, 264 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,753 unless I'll do it for you. 265 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,387 Gentlemen. 266 00:19:35,835 --> 00:19:37,133 Oh, yes. 267 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:39,412 Yes, you look so lovely. 268 00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:43,495 Oh, but you would look much better if you looked like her. 269 00:19:43,537 --> 00:19:45,888 You have no boobies. 270 00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:48,594 You have been with me from the very beginning, 271 00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:50,736 when the government tried to rule me 272 00:19:50,778 --> 00:19:53,195 and my unconventional lovers. 273 00:19:54,739 --> 00:19:57,798 Look it, let's have a look at her, show that. 274 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,239 What the fuck are you doing? Look at her. 275 00:20:00,281 --> 00:20:01,938 Motherfucker, look at her. 276 00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:04,323 Oh, you're just this empty, empty shell. 277 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:06,435 Yes. 278 00:20:06,477 --> 00:20:07,983 Oh, my precious. 279 00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:10,563 Oh, so precious. 280 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,678 I know what that's used for. 281 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:23,328 If we could make you, or her look like you, 282 00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:26,328 put you all together, 283 00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:30,288 we could have a magnificent relationship. 284 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,015 Why you in her and her on you, 285 00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:36,243 you and I would be lovely together. 286 00:20:37,562 --> 00:20:39,420 Yes. 287 00:20:39,462 --> 00:20:40,954 Larry. 288 00:20:40,996 --> 00:20:42,545 How are you my boy? 289 00:20:42,587 --> 00:20:43,378 Good, Doctor. 290 00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:44,860 What is going on, Larry? 291 00:20:44,902 --> 00:20:45,693 I'm responding to your call, 292 00:20:45,735 --> 00:20:46,698 got here as soon as I could. 293 00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:47,988 What's the emergency? 294 00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:50,898 Oh yes. You don't know yet. 295 00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:52,240 Dr. Angela Honeydew is now 296 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:56,658 at Biotech Pride. 297 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,488 She's become one with them, 298 00:20:58,530 --> 00:21:03,138 and brought all of her gene splicing formulas with her. 299 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:06,573 Larry, I must have that formula. 300 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,159 It will be done, good sir. 301 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:13,997 Now listen, I need you to take Ace and Murdoch. 302 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:16,038 Go to her laboratory. 303 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,658 Go in the night, be sleuth. 304 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:19,998 Don't be seen, be like ninjas. 305 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,978 Make sure no one sees you. 306 00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:25,563 If she is there, attack only if she is alone. 307 00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:30,168 I want all the material from her laboratory. 308 00:21:30,210 --> 00:21:31,668 Do you understand, Larry? 309 00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:32,501 Understood, sir. 310 00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:34,038 Understood. 311 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,080 Then I 312 00:21:36,603 --> 00:21:41,603 shall be able to create my gator blade project. 313 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,738 Yes. 314 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,378 It will all be mine, now go Larry, 315 00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:49,968 go like the wind. 316 00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:54,673 Yes, go like the wind, my friend, for I shall have it all. 317 00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:07,206 This formula's gonna be the best thing 318 00:22:07,230 --> 00:22:09,880 to happen to science since the discovery of the atom. 319 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,878 Excuse me, you're not authorized to be here. 320 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,070 I suggest you leave before I call security. 321 00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,401 Now, come on now. 322 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:25,990 There's no need for any of that. 323 00:22:27,570 --> 00:22:30,918 I suggest you cooperate and you won't be harmed, all right? 324 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:34,173 You see, we are here for one thing and one thing only, 325 00:22:35,197 --> 00:22:37,797 that gene splicing formula that you have cooking up. 326 00:22:38,730 --> 00:22:41,403 You hand it over to us now, and I guarantee you, 327 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:43,560 you won't be behind. 328 00:22:43,602 --> 00:22:44,602 Never. 329 00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:48,053 I was really hoping that you wouldn't say that. 330 00:22:49,140 --> 00:22:50,553 Ace, Murdoch. 331 00:22:51,420 --> 00:22:52,420 Swarm. 332 00:23:24,030 --> 00:23:25,973 Do you want us to chase after her boss? 333 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:33,003 Oh, never you mind that boys. 334 00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:35,403 We got what we came for. 335 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,560 Let's go. 336 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,817 And my favorite movie is "Lost Faith." 337 00:23:45,070 --> 00:23:49,443 Whoa, no lost faith there, senorita. 338 00:23:50,850 --> 00:23:54,048 Oh, Dr. Olsen, happy day, happy day. 339 00:23:54,090 --> 00:23:55,398 Hello, Larry. 340 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,438 What do you have for me there? 341 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,028 I have a treat for you. 342 00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:02,981 This is the gene splicing formula from Dr. Honeydew. 343 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:05,763 Oh, good job. 344 00:24:07,110 --> 00:24:08,110 Gee. 345 00:24:13,451 --> 00:24:15,208 It's all here. 346 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,368 Larry, it's all here. 347 00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:18,590 Everything is here, it's mine. 348 00:24:18,632 --> 00:24:23,632 It's mine. 349 00:24:24,392 --> 00:24:26,665 I need something for you. 350 00:24:26,707 --> 00:24:28,485 I need something for you, Larry. 351 00:24:28,527 --> 00:24:30,777 Oh, what about Dr. Honeydew? 352 00:24:32,113 --> 00:24:35,448 About her, she must have ran off, 353 00:24:35,490 --> 00:24:37,068 pretty badly injured, probably died. 354 00:24:37,110 --> 00:24:38,598 Don't worry about it, taken care of. 355 00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,640 Larry. 356 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,798 This is for you. 357 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,753 The only one I trust. 358 00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:48,258 This is for that bubbling idiot, Ace. 359 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:51,393 And that microscopic Murdoch. 360 00:24:52,470 --> 00:24:54,408 Never want to see any of them again. 361 00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:55,500 Perfectly valid. 362 00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,099 Yes. 363 00:24:57,141 --> 00:24:58,141 Larry, 364 00:24:58,986 --> 00:25:00,583 remember this. 365 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,542 You, are my number one, 366 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:05,377 guy. 367 00:25:07,713 --> 00:25:08,724 Now go, 368 00:25:08,766 --> 00:25:12,997 and do as I would do if I were three people. 369 00:25:13,039 --> 00:25:14,039 Angela? 370 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,038 Angela? 371 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,080 Babe? 372 00:25:22,113 --> 00:25:23,280 What the fuck? 373 00:25:27,137 --> 00:25:29,071 What the fuck? 374 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:33,248 Please pick up. 375 00:25:36,865 --> 00:25:38,032 What happened? 376 00:25:39,036 --> 00:25:40,248 Oh my God. 377 00:25:54,689 --> 00:25:55,480 Hi, yes. 378 00:25:55,522 --> 00:26:00,033 I need an officer over to Biotech Prime Labs, please. 379 00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:03,558 Yeah. 380 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,638 My girlfriend is missing. 381 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,358 I'm in her lab and it looks like something happened. 382 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,400 I need somebody here right away, please. 383 00:26:12,060 --> 00:26:13,110 Do you know how long? 384 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,830 Okay okay. Thank you. 385 00:26:23,970 --> 00:26:26,688 So when was the last time you saw Angela Honeydew? 386 00:26:26,730 --> 00:26:29,088 This morning before she left. 387 00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:30,633 We live here at the facility. 388 00:26:32,310 --> 00:26:35,088 Did she mention leaving anywhere to go somewhere after? 389 00:26:35,130 --> 00:26:36,228 No, no. 390 00:26:36,270 --> 00:26:38,118 I tried to call her cell a couple of times. 391 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,668 I never got a response, she didn't come home. 392 00:26:40,710 --> 00:26:42,018 Okay. 393 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,028 I'm gonna go file a report downtown 394 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:46,428 and see if we get any leads. 395 00:26:46,470 --> 00:26:48,288 Okay, but do you see this place? 396 00:26:48,330 --> 00:26:51,018 I mean, doesn't it look like a sign of a struggle? 397 00:26:51,060 --> 00:26:51,851 It does. 398 00:26:51,893 --> 00:26:54,438 Please tell me if you hear anything. 399 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,388 Okay, I'll let you know if we get any leads. 400 00:26:56,430 --> 00:26:57,221 Thank you. 401 00:26:57,263 --> 00:26:58,263 Absolutely. 402 00:27:50,490 --> 00:27:52,938 I'm not sure what happened to me. 403 00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:54,153 My memory's a blur. 404 00:27:55,290 --> 00:27:58,040 I've gotta get back to my lab and get this figured out. 405 00:28:06,030 --> 00:28:07,878 All right assholes, 406 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,703 I have your payment from yesterday's work, all right? 407 00:28:14,645 --> 00:28:15,681 That's for you. 408 00:28:15,723 --> 00:28:17,808 And this is for you. 409 00:28:17,850 --> 00:28:19,638 Don't spend this all on hookers and cocaine 410 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,048 like you did last time, all right? 411 00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:22,548 Wait a minute. 412 00:28:22,590 --> 00:28:23,748 This looks short. 413 00:28:23,790 --> 00:28:25,128 Oh, that's right. 414 00:28:25,170 --> 00:28:26,208 Good job. 415 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,618 It is. 416 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:29,913 That is from the scumbag tax. 417 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:33,288 What? No, no. 418 00:28:33,330 --> 00:28:35,928 You already took my money from the poker game yesterday. 419 00:28:35,970 --> 00:28:37,026 It's like fucking stealing. 420 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:37,841 No, no, no, no. 421 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:40,968 See, I may have took a little extra from when you cheated. 422 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:44,628 That way the next time you cheat, Well I come out on top. 423 00:28:44,670 --> 00:28:45,948 No honor amongst thieves. 424 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:48,738 No, listen here, you dumb motherfucker. 425 00:28:48,780 --> 00:28:52,983 The only reason you have what you have is because of me. 426 00:28:55,470 --> 00:28:56,820 Don't you ever forget that. 427 00:29:02,130 --> 00:29:04,743 Now come on. Let's celebrate, huh? 428 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:07,308 The first round at JT's is on me. 429 00:29:07,350 --> 00:29:08,400 Now you're talking. 430 00:29:09,841 --> 00:29:11,208 Let's go. 431 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,589 Fuck this. 432 00:29:16,247 --> 00:29:18,078 Hello, this better be important. 433 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,388 I'm cooking my meatballs. 434 00:29:20,430 --> 00:29:21,576 Hey Colombo, what's happening? 435 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,391 It's your bro. 436 00:29:22,433 --> 00:29:24,858 Oh, brother Theodore. 437 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:27,048 So nice to hear your voice. 438 00:29:27,090 --> 00:29:28,938 Thank you for calling me. 439 00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:31,008 How can I assist you? 440 00:29:31,050 --> 00:29:33,078 I have a very interesting case. 441 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,478 I have a scientist that's gone missing, 442 00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,338 and I really don't know where to start. 443 00:29:37,380 --> 00:29:39,588 Like, do you know where I should start looking? 444 00:29:39,630 --> 00:29:43,518 Theodore, maybe you could find some tracks. 445 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,988 The tracks may lead to her. 446 00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:47,718 Maybe she's a hiding in the woods. 447 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:49,968 This is true. Can't hurt. 448 00:29:50,010 --> 00:29:51,588 Maybe I'll start looking there. 449 00:29:51,630 --> 00:29:52,863 Thank you so much, bro. 450 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,431 It's amazing, 451 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:08,928 I have genetically combined with my environment, 452 00:30:08,970 --> 00:30:12,378 part swamp, part gator, part woman. 453 00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:15,070 I wonder if Tura will still want to have sex with me? 454 00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:19,788 I wonder if I can have swamp babies now? 455 00:30:19,830 --> 00:30:22,098 This is really amazing. 456 00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:24,408 Even though this is a gift in disguise, 457 00:30:24,450 --> 00:30:26,448 I must find the people who did this to me 458 00:30:26,490 --> 00:30:28,563 and make them pay in blood. 459 00:30:38,375 --> 00:30:40,175 This puzzle would make me thirsty. 460 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,373 Well drink up, fool. 461 00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:58,143 You know, when I was hitting that girl with the bat, 462 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,250 I didn't even feel the least bit bad. 463 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,728 Like she probably deserved that, you know what I mean? 464 00:31:04,770 --> 00:31:07,320 As long as I get paid, that's what matters to me. 465 00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:09,843 Wow. 466 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:15,228 Wow, you two have no empathy. 467 00:31:15,270 --> 00:31:16,270 You know that? 468 00:31:17,070 --> 00:31:18,288 Yeah. 469 00:31:18,330 --> 00:31:21,318 What we did to that woman was, it was, it was wrong. 470 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,298 It was so wrong. 471 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:26,238 You know, like, I mean, yeah, 472 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,688 it was our job to fuck her up and kick her and, you know, 473 00:31:29,730 --> 00:31:32,358 but she had feelings. 474 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:37,400 She had nice, beautiful womanly feelings. 475 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:41,163 And I don't like loose ends. 476 00:31:43,110 --> 00:31:44,748 Did you see her face? 477 00:31:44,790 --> 00:31:47,313 It looked like it was on fire. 478 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,708 If she was pretty, 479 00:31:51,750 --> 00:31:53,403 she ain't pretty no more. 480 00:31:54,330 --> 00:31:56,793 You misogynistic son of a bitch. 481 00:31:58,530 --> 00:32:00,467 Hey boys, what can I get for ya? 482 00:32:01,950 --> 00:32:03,708 I think we're all fine right now love, 483 00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:07,698 but why don't you check back with us in a couple minutes. 484 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:12,423 I will take a cherry daiquiri if you can. 485 00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:15,768 Well, we don't sell frozen drinks here. 486 00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:18,348 And I've never heard of a cherry daiquiri. 487 00:32:18,390 --> 00:32:20,390 How about just your cherry then, doll? 488 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,298 Don't get smart with me. 489 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:24,168 I know karate. 490 00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:25,210 Oh yeah, prove it. 491 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,718 Do it again. Let's lose the top though. 492 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:34,368 Get fucked loser. 493 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:35,928 That's what I'm trying to do. 494 00:32:35,970 --> 00:32:37,953 You get no pussy. 495 00:33:00,150 --> 00:33:02,028 Stop it or I'll shoot. 496 00:33:02,070 --> 00:33:04,638 What are you, some kind of swamp woman? 497 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:05,471 I mean it. 498 00:33:05,513 --> 00:33:06,977 Don't come any closer or I'll shoot. 499 00:33:08,746 --> 00:33:09,933 Fuck. 500 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,468 We have to get Angela back. 501 00:33:18,510 --> 00:33:20,838 I can't live without her. 502 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:21,880 What are we gonna do? 503 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:25,248 I didn't want to tell you this, 504 00:33:25,290 --> 00:33:28,758 but I think I am responsible for her disappearance. 505 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:29,868 What? 506 00:33:29,910 --> 00:33:32,958 I made a phone call yesterday to an old colleague. 507 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,668 Unfortunately, the phone call I made 508 00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:37,608 was to a colleague that was untrustworthy. 509 00:33:37,650 --> 00:33:39,078 Who is it? 510 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,938 His name is Robert Olsen. 511 00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:44,568 He is an old friend of mine who is responsible 512 00:33:44,610 --> 00:33:47,830 for the rot plague that happened in the late 90s 513 00:33:47,872 --> 00:33:49,668 in Sunnyville, Florida. 514 00:33:49,710 --> 00:33:51,048 He has Angela. 515 00:33:51,090 --> 00:33:52,563 Where does he live? 516 00:33:53,670 --> 00:33:57,108 I will give you the address, but I have to warn you, 517 00:33:57,150 --> 00:33:59,100 he has a group of thugs working for him 518 00:33:59,970 --> 00:34:01,368 that will be hard to get through. 519 00:34:01,410 --> 00:34:03,378 They are real tough hombres. 520 00:34:03,420 --> 00:34:05,328 You will have to try to get through them. 521 00:34:05,370 --> 00:34:09,198 Listen, I don't try anything. 522 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,240 I just do it. 523 00:34:42,030 --> 00:34:45,198 I've noticed I now have a keen sense of smell. 524 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:46,878 If I can pick up a scent, 525 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,670 I think I can track down the people who did this to me. 526 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:54,708 Angela, this is amazing. 527 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:57,138 We have to get you to the top executives. 528 00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:58,968 We will make millions. 529 00:34:59,010 --> 00:35:01,308 Angela, what are you doing? 530 00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:02,598 What are you doing? Stop. 531 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,328 Angela, stop it Angela, stop. 532 00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:07,117 Stop Angela, no, no. 533 00:35:30,030 --> 00:35:31,330 Am I at the right place? 534 00:35:40,418 --> 00:35:41,673 Oh, hello. 535 00:35:41,715 --> 00:35:42,883 Hi. 536 00:35:42,925 --> 00:35:43,716 Weird question. 537 00:35:43,758 --> 00:35:46,998 I'm looking for my girlfriend, Angela Honeydew. 538 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,918 Oh, very pretty, nice tongue. 539 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,706 Yeah, she's missing and I've reason to believe 540 00:35:50,730 --> 00:35:52,308 you may know where she is. 541 00:35:52,350 --> 00:35:53,598 Oh oh, my dear. 542 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,488 Why would you think something like that? 543 00:35:55,530 --> 00:35:57,858 Well I spoke with an old associate of yours, 544 00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:59,268 and he mentioned to me he told you 545 00:35:59,310 --> 00:36:01,518 about a new serum that my Angela created 546 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,978 that you may have illegally acquired. 547 00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:04,811 Oh, no. 548 00:36:04,853 --> 00:36:05,868 This is terrible. 549 00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:09,108 Why would somebody say something like that about me? 550 00:36:09,150 --> 00:36:11,418 I tell you what, why don't you come inside? 551 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:14,178 We'll sit down, have some coffee, discuss it, 552 00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:16,458 and nip this story in the bud. 553 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:17,928 No, I don't know about that. 554 00:36:17,970 --> 00:36:20,962 Ah shit, I do. Come on with me my baby. 555 00:36:25,574 --> 00:36:28,278 My bartender at JT's was a smoke show. 556 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,858 I wish she did like more than bartend. 557 00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:32,916 You know, maybe she could do like something special for me. 558 00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:34,158 What special? 559 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,800 Take it in back, suck your dick? 560 00:36:37,380 --> 00:36:39,963 I mean, that could do the trick. 561 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,298 Listen, you two hooligans have no chance 562 00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:45,708 with that girl, all right? 563 00:36:45,750 --> 00:36:46,638 She's got a boyfriend. 564 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,775 I'm pretty sure she's very into him. 565 00:36:48,817 --> 00:36:50,808 I'm just, I'm just saying, you know, 566 00:36:50,850 --> 00:36:52,446 she'd be like, nice to date, that's all. 567 00:36:52,470 --> 00:36:54,155 Oh, okay. 568 00:36:55,890 --> 00:36:57,090 Hold that thought, boys. 569 00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,438 Yes. 570 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,448 Larry, it's Dr. Olsen. 571 00:37:02,490 --> 00:37:06,121 Listen to me, I think we may have a problem. 572 00:37:06,163 --> 00:37:08,178 All right, what seems to be the problem? 573 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:10,818 It's Dr. Angela Honeydew, I think, 574 00:37:10,860 --> 00:37:12,048 I think she's onto us. 575 00:37:12,090 --> 00:37:15,228 I think she's coming for you and me. 576 00:37:15,270 --> 00:37:16,998 We've got to stop her now. 577 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,888 Why didn't you kill her? 578 00:37:18,930 --> 00:37:20,628 Okay, you didn't say to kill her. 579 00:37:20,670 --> 00:37:22,158 That would've been more money. 580 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,618 But she got a whole bunch of chemicals all over her face. 581 00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:26,268 It was, it was, it was crazy. 582 00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:27,348 Chemicals? 583 00:37:27,390 --> 00:37:30,228 What chemicals, Larry? 584 00:37:30,270 --> 00:37:31,776 I don't know, whatever the fuck was in the lab, 585 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,503 it just spilled all over her, her face was smoking. 586 00:37:35,370 --> 00:37:37,428 Oh, well that's just great, Larry. 587 00:37:37,470 --> 00:37:39,138 Perhaps it was her own chemical. 588 00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:43,428 She's probably already transformed into some kind of reptile 589 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:46,413 from her chemical reaction, you moron. 590 00:37:47,858 --> 00:37:49,953 Okay, I don't see a problem with that. 591 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,608 She's transformed, you moron. 592 00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:53,898 And she'll kill us all. 593 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:55,848 Now listen to me and listen to me good. 594 00:37:55,890 --> 00:37:58,368 You round up those two stooges of yours 595 00:37:58,410 --> 00:38:01,848 and you meet me at my home tomorrow. 596 00:38:01,890 --> 00:38:04,353 We must stop her now! 597 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,098 All right boys, listen up. 598 00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:11,628 We got a mess to clean up. 599 00:38:11,670 --> 00:38:13,008 We gotta head over Dr. Olsen's. 600 00:38:13,050 --> 00:38:15,448 We gotta go immediately, see what the problem is, all right? 601 00:38:15,490 --> 00:38:17,688 What? No man we're, we're done. 602 00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:19,998 I'm already buzzed anyways, I'm done. 603 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,408 No, no, no, no, no. 604 00:38:21,450 --> 00:38:22,476 We gotta go over, all right. 605 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,348 This is important, all right? 606 00:38:24,390 --> 00:38:29,028 All right, well, I gotta take a smoke and a piss first. 607 00:38:29,070 --> 00:38:31,218 Oh my fucking God. All right, hurry up. 608 00:38:31,260 --> 00:38:32,373 We'll wait for you. 609 00:39:16,865 --> 00:39:19,928 My God, where the fuck is ace, that one-eyed asshole? 610 00:39:19,970 --> 00:39:20,970 Goddamn it. 611 00:39:23,150 --> 00:39:23,941 Fuck it, Murdoch. 612 00:39:23,983 --> 00:39:24,774 Come on, let's go outside. 613 00:39:24,816 --> 00:39:25,816 All right. 614 00:39:28,818 --> 00:39:30,743 Ace, Ace? 615 00:39:34,790 --> 00:39:36,323 Larry, Larry, get over here. 616 00:39:41,180 --> 00:39:42,623 Holy shit. 617 00:39:44,690 --> 00:39:48,503 Ah, this is, it's pretty fucked up. 618 00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:50,636 Yeah, we gotta get over to the Doc's. 619 00:39:50,660 --> 00:39:52,753 I think I might know what's happening here. 620 00:40:01,325 --> 00:40:02,798 Hole in one! 621 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,788 It's what I put in you that counts. 622 00:40:06,830 --> 00:40:08,918 Oh, I the champ. 623 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,588 Not only have I mastered the rocks, Ooh. 624 00:40:11,630 --> 00:40:12,818 Also golfing. 625 00:40:12,860 --> 00:40:15,023 Maybe I'll trade up a little. 626 00:40:17,641 --> 00:40:18,641 Very nice. 627 00:40:20,327 --> 00:40:23,213 Ooh, my kingdom for a golf course. 628 00:40:28,430 --> 00:40:30,173 Give me some good news, Larry. 629 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:34,658 Doc, I don't know how to tell you this, but, 630 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:35,783 but Ace is dead. 631 00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:38,530 Yeah. 632 00:40:38,572 --> 00:40:40,543 We think Dr. Honeydew might be at large. 633 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,168 His whole penis 634 00:40:44,210 --> 00:40:46,328 was just ripped off like some sort of animal did it. 635 00:40:46,370 --> 00:40:47,370 It was ugh. 636 00:40:48,410 --> 00:40:51,786 Can we please call it a tallywhacker? 637 00:40:51,828 --> 00:40:53,498 Now listen, you two idiots, 638 00:40:53,540 --> 00:40:57,398 she's probably already turned into a reptile by now. 639 00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,588 Now, I need you two, 640 00:40:59,630 --> 00:41:03,968 to capture her because Biotech Prime would pay millions 641 00:41:04,010 --> 00:41:06,383 for this creation that she has become. 642 00:41:07,270 --> 00:41:10,148 Now, 643 00:41:10,190 --> 00:41:12,208 I'm going to give you this device. 644 00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:13,838 It will track reptiles, 645 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:18,278 the heat in their body and the movements they make. 646 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:23,320 Take that and find her and bring her back to me now. 647 00:41:23,450 --> 00:41:24,241 Yes, sir. 648 00:41:24,283 --> 00:41:25,500 Do you understand? 649 00:41:25,542 --> 00:41:26,542 Yes sir. 650 00:41:28,410 --> 00:41:29,993 I don't like you. 651 00:41:31,571 --> 00:41:33,728 As for you, my precious, 652 00:41:33,770 --> 00:41:36,098 I'll be taking you back and beginning experimentation 653 00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:37,568 on you right now. 654 00:41:37,610 --> 00:41:40,568 Now that I have Angela's genetic lab book, 655 00:41:40,610 --> 00:41:42,698 I know everything she knows. 656 00:41:42,740 --> 00:41:46,208 And you and I are going to have a grand time together. 657 00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:47,408 You're a mad scientist. 658 00:41:47,450 --> 00:41:49,556 You really think she's gonna let you get away with this? 659 00:41:49,580 --> 00:41:51,353 When she finds you, you're done. 660 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,158 Oh, well sweet baby doll. 661 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,448 I don't think so. 662 00:41:55,490 --> 00:41:57,218 I think you are wrong, 663 00:41:57,260 --> 00:41:58,478 because I'm taking you 664 00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:00,788 and we are going back to Angela's lab 665 00:42:00,830 --> 00:42:02,948 and we're gonna start the experimentation 666 00:42:02,990 --> 00:42:06,883 as soon as we get there. 667 00:42:09,177 --> 00:42:11,010 Yes, it will be grand. 668 00:43:59,183 --> 00:44:01,308 Oh my goodness. 669 00:44:01,350 --> 00:44:02,868 Yep. 670 00:44:02,910 --> 00:44:04,448 Yeah, this is dumb. 671 00:44:04,490 --> 00:44:07,418 Yeah, we've been searching now like what, an hour? 672 00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:08,933 We got zero, zip, nada. 673 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:13,598 I'll tell you what we do. 674 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,538 We split up, cover a lot more ground that way. 675 00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:17,618 All right? 676 00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:20,318 Listen, you take the east side of the forest, 677 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,628 I'll take the west side, all right? 678 00:44:22,670 --> 00:44:24,518 You need anything, you get lost, 679 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,048 just call out. 680 00:44:26,090 --> 00:44:27,143 Need anything else, 681 00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:29,700 you call my cell. 682 00:44:30,771 --> 00:44:33,053 You cab take the net. 683 00:44:34,283 --> 00:44:35,453 Ah, hold on to that. 684 00:44:37,130 --> 00:44:39,773 Now, what will you use to catch this broad? 685 00:44:41,690 --> 00:44:43,540 Well, don't shoot worry about that. 686 00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:46,928 You just look for tracks. 687 00:44:46,970 --> 00:44:48,368 You get on back to me, all right? 688 00:44:48,410 --> 00:44:49,268 Right. 689 00:44:49,310 --> 00:44:50,310 Let's go. 690 00:44:56,150 --> 00:44:58,123 Yes, yes, yes. 691 00:44:58,165 --> 00:45:00,128 Oh, oh yes. 692 00:45:00,170 --> 00:45:03,128 With the proper chemical composition, 693 00:45:03,170 --> 00:45:07,088 why I could rearrange your DNA, 694 00:45:07,130 --> 00:45:11,528 changing you into a mutant reptile. 695 00:45:11,570 --> 00:45:13,868 Oh, how about a snake? 696 00:45:13,910 --> 00:45:17,333 Ooh, or a or a or a, or ooh, 697 00:45:18,339 --> 00:45:19,339 an alligator. 698 00:45:20,060 --> 00:45:20,851 I like that. 699 00:45:20,893 --> 00:45:21,818 I like it. 700 00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:26,018 Oh, oh, perhaps a snapping turtle. 701 00:45:26,060 --> 00:45:26,858 Whatever happens to me, 702 00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:28,628 it's gonna come back on you tenfold. 703 00:45:28,670 --> 00:45:30,870 My Angela will come back for me, you'll see. 704 00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:37,060 You might think that young lady, but you would be wrong. 705 00:45:37,130 --> 00:45:40,808 You see those punk rockers back in the 90s, 706 00:45:40,850 --> 00:45:43,088 they tried to destroy me. 707 00:45:43,130 --> 00:45:47,983 I fought every one of them, broke their bones. 708 00:45:49,340 --> 00:45:52,838 I was a martial artist in the empire of the government. 709 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,778 I would destroy anyone and anything in my path. 710 00:45:55,820 --> 00:46:00,008 And I would've if it wasn't for that fucking Muzzy, 711 00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:02,108 pulling that piece of shit gun, 712 00:46:02,150 --> 00:46:04,958 blowing off my groin and balls, 713 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,288 and then the killer blow, 714 00:46:08,330 --> 00:46:10,178 a gunshot to the head, 715 00:46:10,220 --> 00:46:12,248 fracturing my skull, 716 00:46:12,290 --> 00:46:17,290 splattering my brains on the inside, killing me. 717 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,678 But, if not for the government. 718 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,071 Yes. 719 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:24,983 You see, they needed my brain intact. 720 00:46:25,940 --> 00:46:27,950 So they put me back together. 721 00:46:30,802 --> 00:46:32,240 You smell so good. 722 00:46:32,282 --> 00:46:33,818 They put me back together. 723 00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:37,928 And I alone, thankful to my government, 724 00:46:37,970 --> 00:46:41,348 my unconventional government. 725 00:46:41,390 --> 00:46:44,005 Now with the parts, 726 00:46:44,047 --> 00:46:47,768 I am a living, breathing human cyborg. 727 00:46:47,810 --> 00:46:48,849 You're crazy. 728 00:46:48,891 --> 00:46:52,449 Shut up, or I might throw you out, you little bitch. 729 00:46:52,491 --> 00:46:54,991 I will fuck you beyond repair. 730 00:46:56,870 --> 00:46:58,262 Yes. 731 00:46:58,304 --> 00:46:59,304 I shall live 732 00:47:00,896 --> 00:47:01,896 forever 733 00:47:02,909 --> 00:47:03,909 and forever. 734 00:47:05,251 --> 00:47:06,837 You 735 00:47:06,879 --> 00:47:07,879 will be 736 00:47:09,285 --> 00:47:10,368 my sex slave. 737 00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:15,831 I thirst for your body. 738 00:47:16,977 --> 00:47:18,637 Holy precious. 739 00:47:18,679 --> 00:47:19,470 Yes. 740 00:47:19,512 --> 00:47:21,929 Oh, Sarah has nothing on you. 741 00:47:23,358 --> 00:47:28,358 I like those. 742 00:47:35,856 --> 00:47:38,518 Jesus this is getting spooky. 743 00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,955 I'll be glad when this is all over. 744 00:49:08,306 --> 00:49:10,266 You snake. 745 00:49:52,965 --> 00:49:55,235 What we're gonna do is change you, 746 00:49:55,277 --> 00:49:56,678 the very core of you, 747 00:49:56,720 --> 00:50:01,720 at your very essence, your DNA, your structural boundaries. 748 00:50:02,150 --> 00:50:07,150 Now I can, I can change you into a swamp plant. 749 00:50:07,250 --> 00:50:08,873 No, it's been done. 750 00:50:10,010 --> 00:50:11,468 Let's see what we got here. 751 00:50:13,130 --> 00:50:15,158 Microbes are my favorite. 752 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,303 Oh, swamp grass. 753 00:50:19,050 --> 00:50:22,413 Oh, I am going to change you 754 00:50:24,317 --> 00:50:25,928 into cactus. 755 00:50:25,970 --> 00:50:27,086 You change me into a cactus, 756 00:50:27,110 --> 00:50:28,526 I'm gonna run straight in your face. 757 00:50:28,550 --> 00:50:32,228 I like a little spicy. 758 00:50:32,270 --> 00:50:36,578 Spicy my prickly, soon to be, bitch. 759 00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:37,620 You know what? 760 00:50:38,810 --> 00:50:40,853 Just a sip of this formula. 761 00:50:41,915 --> 00:50:46,767 Your DNA is going to reconstruct at a binary level. 762 00:50:47,630 --> 00:50:52,178 Your every molecule twisted and engraved, 763 00:50:52,220 --> 00:50:55,133 intoxicating fumes that they are. 764 00:50:56,676 --> 00:50:57,856 Fuck off! 765 00:50:57,898 --> 00:50:59,648 Fuck you, you little bitch. 766 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:01,105 You drink this, you shit, 767 00:51:01,147 --> 00:51:05,108 or I'll pour it down your throat and make you gag on it. 768 00:51:05,150 --> 00:51:06,983 Come on, just a little sip. 769 00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:10,418 Angela, you've come to save me. 770 00:51:10,460 --> 00:51:12,008 You're so green. 771 00:51:12,050 --> 00:51:14,168 I like it. It's hot. 772 00:51:14,210 --> 00:51:15,788 Oh, shut up. 773 00:51:15,830 --> 00:51:16,808 Stupid bitch. 774 00:51:16,850 --> 00:51:20,648 Angela, you stay right there. 775 00:51:20,690 --> 00:51:23,528 You stay you little 776 00:51:23,570 --> 00:51:26,558 green hot bitch. 777 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,993 I would lick you from to face. 778 00:51:31,190 --> 00:51:33,758 Now Angela, you wait one minute. 779 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,405 This. 780 00:51:35,447 --> 00:51:39,098 We, we take this to Biotech Pride. 781 00:51:39,140 --> 00:51:42,863 You and I will become millionaires. 782 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,898 We shall rule the world, Angela. 783 00:51:46,940 --> 00:51:48,218 Think about this. 784 00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:51,473 Don't fuck up your life, you slimy little bitch. 785 00:51:52,621 --> 00:51:56,558 You could be married to me, Robert Olsen. 786 00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:01,600 It's what I put in you that counts. 787 00:52:01,787 --> 00:52:04,658 Ah, you stupid stony little bitch. 788 00:52:04,700 --> 00:52:06,578 I will take this for myself, 789 00:52:06,620 --> 00:52:10,583 and we shall see what happens next. 790 00:52:12,170 --> 00:52:14,468 Angela, I knew you'd come for me. 791 00:52:14,510 --> 00:52:15,893 Please untie me. 792 00:52:18,230 --> 00:52:19,230 Oh God. 793 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,678 Now listen, I heard Dr. Olsen talking about it. 794 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:24,926 You need to drink that green serum, 795 00:52:24,950 --> 00:52:27,000 it's gonna turn you back into human form. 796 00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:43,268 Oh my god Angela, it works. 797 00:52:43,310 --> 00:52:45,173 I'm so glad it works. 798 00:52:46,387 --> 00:52:48,836 Fuck yeah dude, you wanna take a shower? 799 00:52:48,878 --> 00:52:50,295 Of course I do. 800 00:59:02,210 --> 00:59:03,460 Talk to me now. 801 00:59:06,099 --> 00:59:07,902 Way back in the swamps 802 00:59:07,944 --> 00:59:12,027 there's a woman with a cold heart and a hot body. 803 00:59:13,905 --> 00:59:14,905 Yeah. 804 00:59:33,430 --> 00:59:34,597 Comin' at you.